so what´s it all about

Hey you ugly people. First I have to say: My life sucks! In many ways. My name is Funghus and I am a vampire, I think… First of all, let´s get something clear here cliché-wise: Vampires don’t sparkle like Glitter-Barbies in the sun. Vampires need human blood to survive. Vampires fry in sunlight, so no […]