I named myself after my immortal sickness….and unfortunately, this is not the only side effect of my existence.
Yesterday a colleague of mine addressed the problem about my constant scratching. My crotch is never *not* inflamed, so imagine the nightly suffering I have to go through. I try to scratch only when people seem to not notice it, but this particular colleague must´ve caught me almost scraping my nails off the other night. […]
Hey you ugly people. First I have to say: My life sucks! In many ways. My name is Funghus and I am a vampire, I think… First of all, let´s get something clear here cliché-wise: Vampires don’t sparkle like Glitter-Barbies in the sun. Vampires need human blood to survive. Vampires fry in sunlight, so no […]