Guess what happened tonight in the Underground? While I was driving to my current night job (I´m a channel digger, so I dig up and burn human shit, oh, the irony) sitting next to a drunk, he suddenly started coughing up what looked like 10 liters of whiskey´d pea soup – right on my lap! My dick was not amused, I tell you! As I wasn´t. I grabbed that puking bastard by the lapels and was so tempted to rip out his esophagus, when a crying kid reminded me of all the watching people on the train. Damnit! I had to watch him leave the train alive and even laughing.
When I exited the station, I found a restroom to see that my lower parts were on fire. Remember my infection problem that lasts for decades? It tends to worsen whenever encountering anything human. Blame that damn vomit!
I roamed the whole forsaken city to find that idiot who ruined my night – Vampire instincts allow me to trace a human´s path very precisely – and when I found him, he wasn´t laughing anymore. He wasn´t capable of. I proudly am holding his esophagus in my hand now.
*leaves into the night, whistling*