Funghus´ frightening thoughts
Don´t mention the C-word
Tonight I met another vampire that got turned while being infected with Corona. He´s got constant Asthma-symptoms and can barely breathe. And I thought I
vanity
Two nights ago I beat someone bloody, because he annoyed me so much I wanted to die and drag him down with me to hell.
humanity
As an immortal being, I observe humanity´s straight running into damnation. With open eyes and totally aware of what they´re doing with this planet, within
follow the white pill
Yesterday a colleague of mine addressed the problem about my constant scratching. My crotch is never *not* inflamed, so imagine the nightly suffering I have
an ear feast
Do you know those people who just keep on talking? They chew off your ear and feast on the taste of it. I also like
all things lost
Walking around so-called ‚lost places‘ these days is not as quiet and peaceful as it used to be back in the day. As soon as
puke `n die
Guess what happened tonight in the Underground? While I was driving to my current night job (I´m a channel digger, so I dig up and burn
human suckers
Did you know that people suck too? Not as in drinking blood but in sucking out your life, your money and your compassion. And if
so what´s it all about
Hey you ugly people. First I have to say: My life sucks! In many ways. My name is Funghus and I am a vampire, I
intro
Funghus speaking and introducing my blog – screw Insta, I´m old-fashioned. And you don´t want to see my face. Really, you don´t…