Do you know those people who just keep on talking? They chew off your ear and feast on the taste of it. I also like ears, not the wax but the lobes. Sooo juicy. Almost like tapping a vein, just cleaner. It takes time to feed that way, but at least fainting isn’t a big issue anymore.
Anyway, last night that certain colleague just wanted to have a smoke when he began talking about how wonderful life is and his wife sometimes likes a good bumfuck. I don’t care. Sorry. Hungry! I warned him. Instead of making room in his intestine for his wife to fuck him and shutting up, the never ending monologue went on.
I hate humans. But at least he will never violate his wife again.