Tonight I met another vampire that got turned while being infected with Corona. He´s got constant Asthma-symptoms and can barely breathe. And I thought I got it bad…I don´t wanna trade places with this poor one.
I asked the Breather how he copes with this state of unlife and he said that he just has one final goal left in (un)life: Take a plane to the US and stake Trump. Rumour has it that Trump is a descendant of Van Helsing and hunts poor bloodsuckers by night while tweeting. The Breather´s plans are simple: Kill the annoying Orange, take the head and toupee with him and pay a visit to our Staten Island headquarters. Nadja, Lazlo and Nandor would love to get their hands on the head as a new addition to their garden.