Tonight I met another vampire that got turned while being infected with Corona. He´s got constant Asthma-symptoms and can barely breathe. And I thought I got it bad…I don´t wanna trade places with this poor one. I asked the Breather how he copes with this state of unlife and he said that he just has […]
Two nights ago I beat someone bloody, because he annoyed me so much I wanted to die and drag him down with me to hell. But since I am a good colleague and it would be noticed to kill someone on the job, I settled for breaking the retard´s nose and ruin his over-groomed greasy […]
As an immortal being, I observe humanity´s straight running into damnation. With open eyes and totally aware of what they´re doing with this planet, within their society. Everything is so important: Owning the newest Porsche, wearing the most important sounding Designers Clothes, having the most shallow-brained blonde by your side, breathing away precious O2…only to […]
Yesterday a colleague of mine addressed the problem about my constant scratching. My crotch is never *not* inflamed, so imagine the nightly suffering I have to go through. I try to scratch only when people seem to not notice it, but this particular colleague must´ve caught me almost scraping my nails off the other night. […]
Walking around so-called ‚lost places‘ these days is not as quiet and peaceful as it used to be back in the day. As soon as I step a foot into the remains of an abandoned hospital, mansion or shop, I bump into whole groups of urban explorers who make the night brighter than the day […]
Guess what happened tonight in the Underground? While I was driving to my current night job (I´m a channel digger, so I dig up and burn human shit, oh, the irony) sitting next to a drunk, he suddenly started coughing up what looked like 10 liters of whiskey´d pea soup – right on my lap! My […]
Did you know that people suck too? Not as in drinking blood but in sucking out your life, your money and your compassion. And if you show compassion, they suck even harder. Until there is nothing left to be taken. Sometimes I am so mad at people, I want to drink them. Not for nutrition […]
Hey you ugly people. First I have to say: My life sucks! In many ways. My name is Funghus and I am a vampire, I think… First of all, let´s get something clear here cliché-wise: Vampires don’t sparkle like Glitter-Barbies in the sun. Vampires need human blood to survive. Vampires fry in sunlight, so no […]
Funghus speaking and introducing my blog – screw Insta, I´m old-fashioned. And you don´t want to see my face. Really, you don´t…